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Fic Masterlist

[sticky post] January 7th, 2012 (01:37 pm)

Blanket Statement: Most of my Prince of Tennis Fic (half of which are crack) are 7 years OLD as of writing, and of extremely dubious quality (and by that I mean, it's readable only if you have some variation of mind-altering substances applied to your person), so don't expect too much. I was an opinionated, weeabo, teenage fangirl back then, so just a warning- I spazzed a lot in ways that absolutely defy dignity.

Fic is arranged alphabetically by fandom, then by posting date (most recent first).Most Non-PoT fic are hosted on various communities and FF.net. I will also be transferring some of my fic to AO3, though all 2005 PoT fic will stay in FFN.

Also, if you're here for KHR fic, please be warned that my crack stuff rarely sticks to one pairing, and most of it will have some permutation of Mukuro, Dino, Hibari and Yamamoto canoodling with each other. So pairing purists for these characters, please take heed. That said...

This way lies madness.Collapse )

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[fic][KHR][6918, 80DS] Ultraviolet

January 25th, 2013 (08:02 am)
sleepy

current mood: sleepy
current song: Desert Rose - Sting feat. Cheb Mami

So, first of all, fuck you sky broadband for discriminating against one of my most frequented sites. I didn't think it was possible for a broadband connection to be a dick to only ONE particular site- it works fine on others. I have no problems accessing LJ in my office, but for some reason, my home connection always times out for LJ, and ONLY LJ. This is my 7th time trying to post this and I don't even know if it will push through. Here goes nothing.

Second, I wrote fic and it is for KHR and it is crack. Which is all I know how to write, sadly. I have no 6918 icon but here, have a happy bouncing Yamamochan.

Title: Ultraviolet (Alternatively, I’ve Got One Hand in My Pocket, and the Other One is In Your Pants)
Rating: R to the extreeeemme
Pairings: Mainly 6918 / 1869 and 80DS, implied Tsuna/Kyoko, little dashes of 6927, D18 and 8018 and background habitual Mukuro x Everyone.
Warnings: There have been terribly indelicate things done to Hibari in this fic for which I would love to say I’m sorry for, but then I would be lying. Also beware of blasphemy, deus ex machina hyper intuition, dubcon, voyeurism, cheap lecherous jokes, morbid humour involving children, and basically everything that comes out of Mukuro’s mouth.
Words: 13,769
Summary: Set 12YL. Prolonged exposure to Rokudo Mukuro can cause damage to your everything.


A/N: Belated birthday fic for my darling wifey, kasugai_gummie. SO YEAH THIS IS TWO WEEKS LATE but at least it’s still January! This is similar to the time I wrote Impulse for Mei all those years back haha, in the sense that I originally wanted to write something short and porny/crack but ended up writing a 13k+ mammoth OTL. Though unlike Impulse, this is embarrassingly late. And crack. 13k+ words of crack ohmygod.

Uh, the only 6918 fics I've ever read are yours and a couple of crack others so I'm not sure if I've done your babies justice. T-T Here's to hoping I don't fail so hard.

Since my broadband hates LJ, read AT AO3.

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OTL

January 10th, 2013 (03:49 am)
sleepy
Tags: ,

current location: Philippines, Calabarzon, Sangandaan
current mood: sleepy
current song: one ok rock- deeper deeper

HEY SUNNIE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY kasugai_gummie!

I realized I never gave you a birthday / Christmas fic in the whole time I’ve known you, so I tried writing something over the weekend. As usual, my plan of writing a short crack piece crashed and burned majestically when I found myself reaching 6,500+ words, and... wait for it... IT'S NOT DONE YET OTL. I'M SORRY. I wanted to finish it today, but I've been pulling 14 hour workdays these past few days due to fieldwork, so I wasn't able to get back to it- this is the first time I've touched my personal laptop in 3 days, so um... yeah.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SHIP THESE DAYS SO UH, I HOPE YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED IN THE SOCIOPATHIC ODD COUPLE OF YOUR HEART? AND SO I'M NOT A COMPLETE BAG OF FAIL, HERE HAVE A SNIPPET. (This has manwhore Mukuro but I swear this is primarily a 6918 fic so ignore the pseudo 6927)


LOL DO I STILL EVEN KNOW HOW TO WRITE CRACK; WHATEVER- JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF JAPAN.Collapse )

There are probably like a bajillion errors in there because I literally just copied and pasted this scene from MS Word without editing, but uh, I need to wake up in 4 hours so forgive the sloppiness? THIS WEEKEND, I WILL DELIVER THE FINISHED AND EDITED PRODUCT. UNTIL THEN, I WISH YOU LOTS OF LOVE AND DELICIOUS THINGS FOR YOUR SPECIAL DAY! *CHUUUUU*</s>

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPad.

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WIP DUMP POST

May 21st, 2012 (09:45 am)
accomplished

current mood: accomplished
current song: The King - The Romanovs

Because arccie said she wanted to see some. Also, so I have proof that I actually write things other than PoT, ahahaha let's pretend the first two of the fics are something else.. This post is largely bi-polar, swinging from crack to angst to uh, porn (because those are the only genres I'm capable of writing apparently), so I apologize if you read all of these and end up with a headache. Also, like most of my writing, beware of the run-on sentences.

PRINCE OF TENNIS

1.) From the crack fic prompted by arccie involving Ryoma and Tokugawa cosplaying as Ciel and Sebastian and Fuji somehow making money out of it:

Saa, who said anything about pants?Collapse )

2.) From the Tokugawa/Ryoma/Tezuka triangle fic requested by my good friend blue_eyed_fox (The whole fic's composition is actually 50% porn, but this post has enough porn as it is so you'll get a preview of angsty tennis instead):

He is strange and familiar all at once, and Tezuka finds it hard to breathe.Collapse )

TSUBASA RESERVOIR CHRONICLES:

3.) From a fic I started writing after reading Infinity Arc a.k.a the arc of OTP BREAKAGE (Fai/Sakura, hints of Kurogane/Fai, NC-17).

Pleasure is not happiness, but it is the only substitute he can provide, the only salve they can apply to each other.Collapse )

The following are shit I wrote WAY WAY BACK. Think, 2008 or something.

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN

4.) Sometime during my very brief stint in that fandom, I was reading one of the earliest chapters (the Squalo - Basil chase scene) and thought to make a parody of it:

THAT IS WONDERFUL NEWS! I MUST VISIT THE SOURCE OF YOUR AWESOME GENE POOL, TENTH.Collapse )

Look, kasugai_gummie I actually wrote 6918! I can no longer recall how this came to be actually- possibly a writing exercise way way back. The file is aptly labeled lol_violent_hatesex.doc. My KHR exposure is sadder than a sad panda unfortunately, but I will not deny that 6918 is kinda hot, even though I still have difficulty thinking of Hibari as a sexual being. Also, I've acutally never read past Chapter 160 of the manga (seriously) ahaha, so do not expect anything extravagant.

5.) Working Title- Fractal, NC-17 (Warnings for blood, violence, asphyxiation, and disjointed writing)

They fight like cats might, hissing, claws extended, and always landing gracefully on their feet. Collapse )

SLAM DUNK

6.) The fic where Sakuragi part-times as a home service massuese and Rukawa is a leeeeettle bit of a possessive dork. Warning: CRACK

Rukawa summarizes his justification in four words: Sendoh is a pervert.Collapse )

And that's it. I've still got a folder full of crap I haven't finished but these are the most coherent ones / ones that don't leave a bad taste in my mouth after reading. They all need to be refined to be honest, but at least putting these out there will give me motivation to actually finish them.

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Oh PoT, how do you do this to me...

April 7th, 2012 (02:33 pm)
crazy

current mood: crazy
current song: Badtouch - Bloodhound Gang

So, a week ago, a friend roped me into watching Shin Tenipuri, her way of introduction being: "Hey, check this out- the animators managed to make Ryoma look less jail-baity! He's almost 13 but you can now add high schoolers to the list of people who want to bone him."

So, I figured, hey, it's been a while (by a while, I mean 6+ YEARS), so I watched it (well more like skimmed- I had absolutely no interest in anyone who isn't Ryoma, Tezuka or Atobe though Atobe's ridiculous Nike eyebrows still make me want to reach into the screen with a pair of tweezers and a spool of thread). It led me to the discovery of one Tokugawa Kazuya, who is so singularly hot, he woke up that PoT boner I buried deep within the earth's core around the latter quarter of the year 2005. And I feel less guilty about macking on him because he's at least in 2nd year high school (underage still, but better than 12 right?), and it's like macking on Sendoh (from Slam Dunk). I can mack on Sendoh all day.

ANYWAY, I am now shamefully craving Tokugawa/Echizen fic. And wouldn't you know it, THERE IS NONE. Seriously, I don't know why this is so, considering the amount of propositioning and suggestive ball-handling and gratuitous eye fondue that occurs whenever they're in the same scene. They even had an explosive banging of balls that I can't even begin to describe without using certain lecherous metaphors.

I even went to the Pit you guys, but after getting bombarded with forebrain-searing summaries involving OTfucking6 + MPREG (DEARGODWHY), long lost twin sisters, fem!secretpopstaridol!vampire!ryoma, and variations thereof in the FIRST 2 pages, my mouse pointer automatically clicked the back button to prevent potentially debilitating psychological damage.

So you know what happens when you can't find a fic you want to read right? YEAH IT HAPPENED. 6 fucking years, and PoT has managed to make me open notepad again against my better judgment. What's surprising is how EASY it came to me- I literally banged this out in one sitting. None of you probably care BUT OHMYGOD, I needed to see fic of this pairing if I want to move past this sudden rush of insanity, even if it's from my own two hands.

Title: Like Chocolate Cake and Cigarettes
Pairing and characters: Tokugawa/Echizen, Irie Kanata, Tanegashima Shuuji, Oni Jujiro
Rating: R
Genre: Is humorous badtouch a genre? It should be. (I've aged up Ryoma in this though so put down the shota stamps) I don't know how to take PoT seriously still.
Summary: Tokugawa likes grapes. Irie is being a bastard about it. Bonus points to those who can guess the title reference. 1520 words.

You can see the ending coming from a mile off.Collapse )

Oh PoT, you are such an attention seeking motherfucker.

One good thing about this fic is that I finally managed to get off my lazy arse and do that fic masterlist I've been meaning to do for eons (and realizing that most of my fics are PoT and half of them are rated NC-17 / R which... no, actually, I don't want to know what that says about me).

Man, I've missed writing. The last fic I wrote before this was 2009. I think I'll go back and look at ye old dump of WIPs from various fandoms gathering dust in my computer and attempt to finish some.

PS: Stop laughing, kasugai_gummie.

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Crisis Core: First Impressions (beware of spastic fangasms)

March 28th, 2008 (09:33 am)
bouncy

current location: office
current mood: hyperventilating
current song: Crisis Core tunes

10 minutes into the game and Squeenix already has me ON MY KNEES, OFFERING ALL MY DIGNITY AT ITS FEET.

ZAAAACCCKKK WHY MUST YOU BE SO HOT??? AND CUTE. AND SEXY. AND KICK TEN KINDS OF ASS. STOP DISTRACTING ME, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING BAD GUYS AND NOT LICKING THE SCREEN.

Also, Angeal, you are officially one my favorite characters, even though your name is a horrible abuse of the English alphabet. Also Lazzard. WHAT THE SHIT SQUEENIX, STOP HUMILIATING YOUR CHARACTERS WITH STUPID NAMES.

Sephiroth needs a (blasphemous!) hot oil treatment. His hair is less than immaculate. Squeenix is obviously skimping on the hair products. I can't believe it's ZACK who has the finest follicular management, black unkempt chocobo hair and all.

+++

EDIT: ::FLAILS AND BEATS THINGS:: ZACK GLOMPED ANGEAL!!! OMG THERE IS MANLY GLOMPING. SQUEENIX YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE.

SON OF EDIT: I NEED A ZACK ICON.

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Despite previous evidence to the contrary...

August 12th, 2006 (08:35 pm)
busy
Tags:

current location: Migo's house
current mood: busy
current song: Inner Universe - Origa

I AM STILL ALIVE.

Hello dear friends. Just dropping by to say I miss YOU ALL. ::loves on F-LIST::

Take care everyone. I'll be back... somehow. Not soon, but within this year, hopefully. ::timid::

LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH. ♥ ♥ ♥

::goes back to RL::

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[fic][AtoRyo] Gifts Are Meant To Be Taken

October 5th, 2005 (04:42 am)
aggravated
Tags: ,

current mood: OUCH
current song: Rob Thomas - Smooth

Title: Gifts Are Meant To Be Taken
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack Humor
Pairing: AtoRyo; Hints of ShishiTori and OshiGaku
Warnings: Generic Perviness, boys being boys; Ryoma-torture; Overworked Cliches, Unbetad
A/N: Taking another quick break from LOA status to show my love for Hyotei’s resident diva. I wrote this in one sitting, with a fresh lump on my head courtesy of the buttstock of a flying rifle, so yeah, things may turn out a bit spastic. Ahehehe. As if that explains anything.
Summary: The Hyotei regulars collaborate with Ryoma to make Atobe’s birthday special.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Konomi Takeshi’s.

Dedications: For firedraygon97 because I owe her an AtoRyo for pimping Elitists Royale.

Happy Birthday Keigo-chama!Collapse )

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September 19th, 2005 (08:58 am)
crappy

current mood: crappy
current song: If I Am - Nine Days

LOA. Until further notice. Because junior year uni sucks like whoa.

If there's anything anybody needs to let me know, just comment on this post.

PS: I've gotten vague snippets of the TezuRyo - FujiRyo sort-of-but-really-isn't cold war. Heh. But I support both pairings, so I'll probably just stay neutral and secretly devise plans to dominate over all with AtoRyo. ^___^

Why do the exciting things always happen when I'm not gonna be around? ::grumbles::

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[fic] [Thrill Pair] [Chapters 5 -7] Impulse

August 25th, 2005 (09:13 am)
accomplished
Tags: ,

current mood: accomplished
current song: Simple and Clean - Utada Hikaru

Title: Impulse
Pairing: Thrill Pair + a dash of AtoMo
Genre: mix of angst smut and fluff
Rating: This part, NC - 17
Disclaimer: Not Mine. Konomi Takeshi's.

Chapters 1 -4

CONTINUATIONCollapse )

Am I too late? It's 0857 Aug 25 back here but I know I'm at least 13 hours ahead of most USA timezones. ^^;;

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